Children, children, children,
Please, stop arguing because you're both fucking wrong,
The truth of the matter is,
Both of your dad's are shit,
They never loved you,
Did they ever write you a rap,
No,
Because they can't rap,
But let me show you someone who can...
I’ll set my dad on you,
You know he’s comin’ for you
You know he’s comin’ for you,
I’ll set my dad on you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
I’ll set my dad on you,
We could have kept it complicated,
But we simplified it for you,
You’re fuckin’ overrated,
I’ll set my dad on you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
Let’s kick it off with a bad dad joke,
Call me the inspector of oesophagus's,
Daddy’s gonna make you choke,
HOW’S THAT,
I’mma go all out with these rap tricks
Keep it fuckin’ funky ‘cos I know that the Prince is lookin’ down on this shit,
UH, Get off,
I’m just a sexy motherfucker,
I’ll fuck all of your mothers,
I’m an A B C D E F’in G, boy,
I’m A star, a star, you can’t be F’in with me, boy,
I got the flows, I’m a pro, standin’ tall,
Take a look, down below, pick your jaws, off the floor,
Cos I wrote down an ode ‘n’ I wrote it in prose,
With one hand on my heart ‘n’ one hand on my balls, oh
Now kids, it’s time to quit the bickerin’,
I been a stirrin’ ‘n’ envy’s close to simmerin’,
Your mum’s an oboe, oh, she needs a fingerin’,
It’s time to run, run,
Cos this shit has only just begun, son,
I’ll set my dad on you,
You know he’s comin’ for you
You know he’s comin’ for you,
I’ll set my dad on you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
I’ll set my dad on you,
We could have kept it complicated,
But we simplified it for you,
You’re fuckin’ overrated,
I’ll set my dad on you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
Who’s the father, who’s the son, you’ll never know, oh,
Let me impart a bit of wisdom ‘n’ flow, no,
Don’t mistake us, I’m the skinny ginger Sticky Fingaz,
I’m a good boy, I don’t rob,
But you know I’m gonna steal the show
So,
Throw your mum’s in the air,
Oh no,
Pretend it wasn’t you ‘n’ run somewhere,
Oh yeah,
Now that I’m totally ‘n’ maturely out of that hole,
Like every man,
I got one goal,
Hey ladies,
Listen I got an idea right here,
And like me it might sound a bit crazy,
But hear me out right now,
What, what,
I think I need a baby,
What?
So we can be,
The world’s greatest grandfather father, father son ‘n’ grand son,
Rap trio,
My peers will fear the day that I say,
I’ll set my dad on you,
You know he’s comin’ for you
You know he’s comin’ for you,
I’ll set my dad on you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
I’ll set my dad on you,
We could have kept it complicated,
But we simplified it for you,
You’re fuckin’ overrated,
I’ll set my dad on you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
You know he’s comin’ for you,
Stop your crying, children, stop it,
Even though it amuses me, it has begun to annoy me,
Just admit, this father is better than yours,
He raps, he busts a fat ass rap,
Now children, seriously, what is this building,
What is an orphanage,
And who brought a chicken?
credits
released February 15, 2024
Written & Performed by Matthew & Callum Bennett
Produced by Dreadnought
Mixed & Mastered by n0trixx
Cover art by n0trixx
Extra Vocals by Adalaide & Saul Hughes
FMA + 12 Gage are a multi-award winning father and son rap
duo. Their music is built around creative lyrics and tightly woven, imaginative dual vocals. Energy, skill and passion transcends genres.
They are an act unlike any other.
"The father and son of unholy flows spit with a unique, roughly-hewn, Prestonian intensity" Tom O'Boyle - Metal Hammer...more
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